I hope you got to enjoy the Saturday Night Live 50th Anniversary specials this weekend. I have always loved that show.

In honor of that milestone, here’s a meditation on my week in the style of “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”

…They say the way to a person’s heart is through their stomach. Unless you give them food poisoning. Then you bypass the stomach, for a very different place. You’ll make a bigger impression, but not in the way you were intending…

Sorry, that’s all I have the energy for today. Someone made a big impression on me this weekend! May you have a good week and may your food remain uncontaminated.